It seems that the internal affairs department of the Vatican is starting to shuffle papers, so... Father Apeles should get ready (consonant rhyme).
A new crusade of the Catholic Christian Church arrives to cauterize any heterodox outbreak that endangers the manhood of the priests. No gays allowed. Catholic priests must be the most macho in the world. Well, without
going too far. The intention is to position themselves as far away as possible from the opposite sidewalk. In fact, the possibility of checking and corroborating the virility of their future priests and nuns is being considered in the high Vatican spheres... but they can't think of anything. I do, but I won't say it because I'm sure they'll call me sacrilegious or worse.
In principle, I have no say in the church. I was an altar boy once, but I quit due to illness and they never called me again, and I don't think that legitimizes me to give my opinion on what the church should or shouldn't do... but the fact that they don't accept homosexuals as faithful pastors of divinity seems to me to be a somewhat discriminatory maneuver because, after all, the priesthood is a profession like any other (well, not like any other, because a friend of mine who is a steelworker on a construction site would kill me). It's as if from today we said that priests can't buy kiwis... just because they are priests. It's a bit absurd... isn't it? But also with little marketing vision because either I'm very wrong or there are fewer and fewer priests and more and more empty churches.
On the other hand, I don't even want to mention that the creators of this our church were twelve bearded and sweaty men with nothing more than a tunic following another
rather good-looking man through forests, rivers, fields, deserts and beaches, who is not known to have any conjugal relationship with any woman, of very marked Bee Gees style, whom they eventually turn into an icon for posterity practically stripped of all his clothes. I don't
want to point fingers, but the origins are the origins.
And to top it off, for the one way out that the global homosexual community had left, who, as is well known, could never go to heaven, but to Purgatory like newborn babies against whom no sin can be proven either, they go and eliminate it from the map. There is no more Purgatory, ladies and gentlemen. Just like that. And it's not closed for renovations or anything like that, but it's something definitive. The Vatican has just made public the universal non-existence of said place... From this week on, let's see, where the hell are the gays going to go when they die?
David Sergio
